May 2013
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best-of-funny:
if i haven’t said something sexual to you then we probably aren’t good friends
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best-of-funny:
zosowiththemosto:
milkpunk:
yapped:
jankyass:
if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb.
I have found my people.
who else like…
juz--10 asked: Thanks for all the attention! :D
Grindr lol
me: *omg let's sing azealia banks via chat n see if he gets it*
me: what's ur dick like homie what ru in2?
him: *dick pic*
him: *dick pic*
him: *ass shot*
me: ...but I was just singing azealia banks wut
babyferaligator:
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
confusedastronaut:
omg i’m laughing so hard he’s like a beast man and then he turns into a cupcake
Reblog if you wanna fuck the shit out of someone...
getoffmybloghoe:
*rides dick to church*
me shopping: when i'm skinny i'll look good in that
gamsee:
my whole life is just “oh ok”
tempoes:
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
vvierd:
vvierd:
do you ever look in a mirror and think why.…
am i so perfect
hannibalthecanibal:
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
